Sipho, der Witz, der Rassismus und...
In Südafrika gibt es eine "Figur" namens Sipho, die verschiedenstlich in Witzen verwendet wird. Sipho ist ein nichtweisser Südafrikaner. Die Witze werden eher von schonweissen Südafrikanern erzählt. Im Grunde ist die Struktur der Witze eine sehr simp-e-le, dahingehend orientiert zu auf-zu-zeigen zu-tun, dass nichtweisse Südafrikaner auch eher nichtweissen südafrikanischen Denk-Vermögen-Strukturen zu-getan und zu-geneigt und zu-zurechnen und überhaupt. Ich tue mich gerade schwer, eine Referenz all-gemein-zugängichler Art in den unweltlichen Enden der Weiten der Netze aller Proletarier zur Vereintseienden Vereinigung...
... schwinden mir doch die Sinne ob der trilliarden Recherchemöglichkeiten, die bislang zu nüschte führten. Also einfach modernes Marketing-Fiorieh angewendet getan: KISS was sich keine Schminkrockerkombo hier sein tun tut sondern stehen tun tut für "Kiep Iht Simbl Dibbl".
Hier ein typischer Sipho-Witz, über den zu schmunzeln trotz aller weiss&scheiss-Assos ich nicht umhin tun tun konnte:
School in South Africa
The school inspector is assigned to the grade 4 class in one of the
local schools. He is introduced to the class by the teacher.
She says to the class:"Let's show the inspector just how clever you
are by allowing him to ask you a question".
The inspector reasons that normally class starts with religious
instruction, so he will ask a biblical question.
He asks :"Class, who broke down the walls of Jericho?"
For a full minute there is absolute silence. The children all just
stare at him blankly. Eventually, Sipho raises his hand. The
inspector excitedly points to him. Sipho stands up and replies:
"Sir, I do not know who broke down the walls of Jericho, but I can assure you it wasn't me".
Of course the inspector is shocked by the answer and looks at the
teacher for an explanation. Realizing that he is perturbed, the
teacher says:
"Well, I've known Sipho since the beginning of the year, and I
believe that if he says that he didn't do it, then he didn't do it
The inspector is even more shocked at this and storms down to the
principal's office and tells him what happened, to which the
principal replies : I don't know the boy, but I socialize every now
and then with his teacher, and I believe her. If she feels that the
boy is innocent, then he must be innocent".
The inspector can't believe what he is hearing. He grabs the phone
on the principal's desk and in a rage dials the Minister of
Education's telephone number and rattles the entire occurrence to him
and asks him what he thinks of the education standard in S.A.
The Minister sighs heavily and replies: "I don't know the boy, the
teacher nor the principal, but just get three quotes and have the
damn wall fixed!!"
Soweit nur kurz zur gefälligen Erheitläuterung. Heute nun tat mich in einer langen reihe dieser kurzen und eigentlich auf Kosten der der Erzählhandlung inne-sein-tuenden Personen unterhaltsam sein tun wollen&und/oder&seien-den Kurzgeschichten aka really-damn-fucking-good-but-bad-jokes erreichen tun:
"Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!"
"E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!"
The next day:
"Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night."
"Hauw.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back."
"Sorry Sipho, I did already spend that money.."
"Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow." So, Bongani brought
the dead cow to Sipho the next morning.
A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did
with the dead cow:
"You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold
251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell
anyone the cow was dead.."
"Yoh! And the people didn't complain?"
"Eish! Only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!"
Sipho is now in parliament..
Und da hab ich nicht nur geschmunzelt. Sondern gelacht. Und eigentlich tu ich das immer noch tun. Einen Witz über die eigene Idiotie machen zu tun (denn eins is klar, Tömmes: dat is voll die Riehählähtie, die da abgeht. Egal welchet Branschendingens oder Gewerbe - nur der Beschiss is jewiss) und dabei zu glauben, die fehlende Intellektualität der Anderen auf die Schippe nehmen zu tun...
... das ist köstlich. Extrem köstlich. Und darüber hinaus sollte diese kurz&weilige Geschichte vielleicht einfach und überhaupt zu Beginn des ersten Semester der Studiengänge BWL und Konsorten verlesen und gelernt werden tun tun...
... dann könnte man den Regelstudiengang hier radikal abkürzen tun tun. Wer das versteht und versteht zu anwenden zu tun, der sich nicht brauchen zu tun haben zu tun weiter zu tun zu studieren zu tun
Ganz ohne weiteres. Zutun.
In diesem Sinne. Gehabt euch wohl.
... schwinden mir doch die Sinne ob der trilliarden Recherchemöglichkeiten, die bislang zu nüschte führten. Also einfach modernes Marketing-Fiorieh angewendet getan: KISS was sich keine Schminkrockerkombo hier sein tun tut sondern stehen tun tut für "Kiep Iht Simbl Dibbl".
Hier ein typischer Sipho-Witz, über den zu schmunzeln trotz aller weiss&scheiss-Assos ich nicht umhin tun tun konnte:
School in South Africa
The school inspector is assigned to the grade 4 class in one of the
local schools. He is introduced to the class by the teacher.
She says to the class:"Let's show the inspector just how clever you
are by allowing him to ask you a question".
The inspector reasons that normally class starts with religious
instruction, so he will ask a biblical question.
He asks :"Class, who broke down the walls of Jericho?"
For a full minute there is absolute silence. The children all just
stare at him blankly. Eventually, Sipho raises his hand. The
inspector excitedly points to him. Sipho stands up and replies:
"Sir, I do not know who broke down the walls of Jericho, but I can assure you it wasn't me".
Of course the inspector is shocked by the answer and looks at the
teacher for an explanation. Realizing that he is perturbed, the
teacher says:
"Well, I've known Sipho since the beginning of the year, and I
believe that if he says that he didn't do it, then he didn't do it
The inspector is even more shocked at this and storms down to the
principal's office and tells him what happened, to which the
principal replies : I don't know the boy, but I socialize every now
and then with his teacher, and I believe her. If she feels that the
boy is innocent, then he must be innocent".
The inspector can't believe what he is hearing. He grabs the phone
on the principal's desk and in a rage dials the Minister of
Education's telephone number and rattles the entire occurrence to him
and asks him what he thinks of the education standard in S.A.
The Minister sighs heavily and replies: "I don't know the boy, the
teacher nor the principal, but just get three quotes and have the
damn wall fixed!!"
Soweit nur kurz zur gefälligen Er
"Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!"
"E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!"
The next day:
"Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night."
"Hauw.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back."
"Sorry Sipho, I did already spend that money.."
"Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow." So, Bongani brought
the dead cow to Sipho the next morning.
A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did
with the dead cow:
"You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold
251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell
anyone the cow was dead.."
"Yoh! And the people didn't complain?"
"Eish! Only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!"
Sipho is now in parliament..
Und da hab ich nicht nur geschmunzelt. Sondern gelacht. Und eigentlich tu ich das immer noch tun. Einen Witz über die eigene Idiotie machen zu tun (denn eins is klar, Tömmes: dat is voll die Riehählähtie, die da abgeht. Egal welchet Branschendingens oder Gewerbe - nur der Beschiss is jewiss) und dabei zu glauben, die fehlende Intellektualität der Anderen auf die Schippe nehmen zu tun...
... das ist köstlich. Extrem köstlich. Und darüber hinaus sollte diese kurz&weilige Geschichte vielleicht einfach und überhaupt zu Beginn des ersten Semester der Studiengänge BWL und Konsorten verlesen und gelernt werden tun tun...
... dann könnte man den Regelstudiengang hier radikal abkürzen tun tun. Wer das versteht und versteht zu anwenden zu tun, der sich nicht brauchen zu tun haben zu tun weiter zu tun zu studieren zu tun
Ganz ohne weiteres. Zutun.
In diesem Sinne. Gehabt euch wohl.
Da_Godfather - 25. Jul, 15:25








